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Sir Walter Raleigh

https://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhh3x5mf_5cf3k4gg5&hl=en

Robisms

Its hard to see whats in a room if you walk through the door backwards.

NAMBLA President caught in a lie

Former president of NAMBLA, Jefferey Mackins denied comment on the latest news that he was found in a consensual relationship with a middle aged woman. President Pro-Temp, Bruce Naismith submits this statement, "On behalf of NAMBLA, I express deep sorrow that Mr. Mackins decided to live a life heterosexuality, despite the fact that there we at NAMBLA are working so hard to protect our way of life." Mr. Mackins girlfriend, whom we will call Ruth, is described as lovely young woman. Friends say she is a successful New York attorney that enjoys calligraphy and walking her golden retriever Buddy. "As we all know NAMBLA members are sick fucks and deserve to be ridiculed. But you can't help to feel sor...wait a second, some ex-NAMBLA dude is dating a lawyer? This guy? Holy shit, if its gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes," notes a passer-by when asked for comment. While it is not entirely clear what he was trying to say, one thing is obvious, the Beastie Boys play an important role in New York City street life and we all hope that the Mix Master Mike, MCA, Mike D and Ad rock personally whoop each and every NAMBLA members ass.

Santa arrested on bestiality charges

Rosco Cornelius Jones IV, a.k.a. Santa Claus, was arraigned Thursday in a Las Vegas court. Jones was found drunk and passed out in Blitzen's stall early Sunday morning. Upon further investigation animal hair was found around the crotch and mouth of Jones. After DNA testing it was determined that the hair belonged to not only Blitzen, but Donner, Comet and most likely a male moose that has not been found on the property. Jones' attorney denied comment while leaving the courthouse, however Jones decided it would be appropriate to strangle and rape the seeing eye dog of an innocent by standard. As police officers wrestled Jones to the ground he shouted,"It's a conspiracy against the Jews and Blitzens in on it, Rudolph's nose is a satellite and Mrs. Claus slept with my brother!"

It is certainly clear that the pressure of delivering presents to anxious children around the world has finally broken the mind of our beloved Santa Claus. While it is unclear who will be making the rounds to stuff the stockings and eat the milk and cookies, one thing is certain, Santa will spending this Christmas trading cigarettes for man nog giving white mustache rides.

Student hunter does his part

Junior Theology Major Rodney "The Croucher" Digby,19, demonstrates his terrorist calling abilities early Wednesday morning. "It's like this, if nobody else is going to keep us safe here on campus then its my right as a Texan to make sure this campus is free of chinks and rag heads," proclaims Digby. Digby sets up his post each morning before his 9 a.m. Concepts of Intolerance 351 class. It was noted that near the butt of Digby's rifle was a pile of frisbees and hacky sacks. When asked about said pile, Digby grumbled "damn hippies are just as bad as the terrorists." It has been assumed that protesters of Digby and his efforts are either enticing him to a rousing game of ultimate frisbee or hurling them at his genitals.
This heightened sense of security is in response to the influx of non-American students to the A&M University system in search of an education. This proverbial flocking has weighed heavily on the heart and mind of this young student. So Digby decided to do something about the problem and is now a proud member of the Coalition of Christ Knowledgeable Students or COCKS, where there motto is simple, Do it for God and do it without reason. COCKS is an organization committed to the cleansing of the student body of any impurities.
When asked if he attends class while camouflaged he replies,"what the hell kind of question is that? Of course I wear my camo, if I don't show my support for Cabelas and Wal-Mart...well I'm afraid the terrorists have won."
I think we can all sleep a little safer knowing that people like Digby and organizations like the COCKS are out there everyday making doubly sure that if those bastards from Iraqisatan, or whatever the hell its called, ever decide that terrorising our med schools and engineering departments is worth more than there lives, well than their gonna have to tangle with these roughnecks.

Students around campus generally dismiss Digby and other COCKS members, based on the fact that no person, with such an intolerant outlook on immigrants or an acute dismissal of rational thought could ever be elected or appointed to any position of power.

Photo taken Wednesday at 6:45 am

on the "Quad" of Texas A&M. Digby

crouches near the "Millennium Tree",

a sight frequented by chinks and

rag heads otherwise known as

Physics majors.

There once was a man from Nantucket, his blog was so long you'all can suck it

I don't dream of convincing people to believe in what I believe in. I've come to realize that the more people who are mind numbingly idiotic, with small borgish brains (yes I made up the word borgish, but I think it works) are the same people that make it possible for me to succeed. Let me explain. Yin needed Yang, Batman needed The Joker, and Magic Johnson needed AIDS... all I'm trying to say is that for me to cleverly navigate the close minded, ass-fucking rednecks on a daily basis, I need these people to make fools of themselves with no knowledge of such goings-ons. Muslims are the least of our worries these days. Southern Baptists and Protistant retards have a much firmer grip of the preverbial gonads of this country. So rise up all you liberal minded, progressively thinking Americans and support the ignorance and intolerance, because without that, well the terrorists have won (or is it AIDS... i'm not quite sure).